March 2012
February 2012
laughingatmynightmare:
Toast popped out of the toaster and scared me. My head fell over.
winged-cyborg:
cosmo sex tip #56:
when they least expect it, steal the declaration of independence
umbrellaed:
when i first saw think winky face i didn’t know that it was any different from the regular smiley face
so i would use it in regular conversations and people thought i was weird
“what’s up?”
“nothing, just watching tv ;)”